FOX News Shocked by Indictments
Fair and Balanced Memory at FOX News
(Chevy Chase, MD. NCJ News) FOX news, still reeling from the recent indictment of "Scooter" Libby, issued a brief statement today alleging the American public has unfairly produced an atmosphere of bias against lying to a grand jury. A Fox executive was quoted off the record; " Hell, at Fox we lie all the time. It's no big deal. How can you expect an intelligent man, with a law degree, working at the highest levels of national security to remember whether it was Tim Russert or Dick Cheney? In this business you just can't remember all the facts so you just have to make them up. Fox has been doing it for years. Hell, I can't even remember the lies I told last week ."
Brett Hume, speaking on condition of anonymity, reiterated Cheney's feelings, "Scooter was a talented and capable source. If you needed some dirt, "Scooter" could ad lib a smear campaign that would make Richard Nixon blush. He was a talented trickster and a capable liar. I think the justice system will prove that his lies were the work of a talented man who sacrificed so much for this country. He sacrificed the truth, his integrity and the credibility of the administration. That's more than any one man should be expected to do."
Neither Libby or his lawyer, Joseph A. Tate, could be reached for comment. They were believed to have gone deep sea fishing for the weekend in the hopes of coming up with another whopper.
(Chevy Chase, MD. NCJ News) FOX news, still reeling from the recent indictment of "Scooter" Libby, issued a brief statement today alleging the American public has unfairly produced an atmosphere of bias against lying to a grand jury. A Fox executive was quoted off the record; " Hell, at Fox we lie all the time. It's no big deal. How can you expect an intelligent man, with a law degree, working at the highest levels of national security to remember whether it was Tim Russert or Dick Cheney? In this business you just can't remember all the facts so you just have to make them up. Fox has been doing it for years. Hell, I can't even remember the lies I told last week ."
Brett Hume, speaking on condition of anonymity, reiterated Cheney's feelings, "Scooter was a talented and capable source. If you needed some dirt, "Scooter" could ad lib a smear campaign that would make Richard Nixon blush. He was a talented trickster and a capable liar. I think the justice system will prove that his lies were the work of a talented man who sacrificed so much for this country. He sacrificed the truth, his integrity and the credibility of the administration. That's more than any one man should be expected to do."
Neither Libby or his lawyer, Joseph A. Tate, could be reached for comment. They were believed to have gone deep sea fishing for the weekend in the hopes of coming up with another whopper.
posted by The Hunter at 6:57 AM
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I'm shocked!!!
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