Libby Sounds Off
Scooter Proclaims "I Will Be Exonerated"
(Washington D.C. NCJN) "Scooter" Libby announced today that he intends to be fully exonerated of the recent felony counts of lying, perjury and obstruction of justice. When asked if he knew what "exonerated" meant, he explained he thought it meant he could never go back into the Catholic church again. Libby went on to say that he was firing his lawyer, Joseph A. Tate, for malpractice in regards to the case. Libby contends that he paid good money for legal advice and all he got was "Some lame story about Tim Russert." Libby insisted the American people deserve better than that and so does he.
When asked how he intends to defend himself against these serious charges, Libby stated, "We're going to stay the course. We lied our way into this and we will lie our way out of it. The grand jury misunderstood what I said and Tim Russert has amnesia." An unidentified source was quoted as saying Libby had hired G. Gordon Liddy as his public relations guru to guide him through the difficult waters of a trial. If the PR thing fails, Liddy can at least teach "Scooter" the ins and outs of life in a federal prison. The boys in prison are going to love that pet name, "Scooter". Roll over Scooter. Now play dead.
As the headline said, "Libby Sounds Off", and I have to agreee. Libby sound's a little off.
(Washington D.C. NCJN) "Scooter" Libby announced today that he intends to be fully exonerated of the recent felony counts of lying, perjury and obstruction of justice. When asked if he knew what "exonerated" meant, he explained he thought it meant he could never go back into the Catholic church again. Libby went on to say that he was firing his lawyer, Joseph A. Tate, for malpractice in regards to the case. Libby contends that he paid good money for legal advice and all he got was "Some lame story about Tim Russert." Libby insisted the American people deserve better than that and so does he.
When asked how he intends to defend himself against these serious charges, Libby stated, "We're going to stay the course. We lied our way into this and we will lie our way out of it. The grand jury misunderstood what I said and Tim Russert has amnesia." An unidentified source was quoted as saying Libby had hired G. Gordon Liddy as his public relations guru to guide him through the difficult waters of a trial. If the PR thing fails, Liddy can at least teach "Scooter" the ins and outs of life in a federal prison. The boys in prison are going to love that pet name, "Scooter". Roll over Scooter. Now play dead.
As the headline said, "Libby Sounds Off", and I have to agreee. Libby sound's a little off.
posted by The Hunter at 8:07 PM
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