Picking The White House Staff

Natural Design or Intelligent Selection
Elliot Rosewater Reporting
Based on the recent allegations of bad behavior and indiscretion with technicalities on the part of the White House staff, one has to ask; Is this natural selection or intelligent design. Since little intelligence seems to be involved, it must be natural selection. Survival of the fittest. In the world of cutthroat politics, he who cut's the most throats wins. Lying, backstabbing, smearing and mudslinging are also traits which aid in the advancement of the species known as the "Political Lizard". Slimy and scaly, it crawls out from under his rock before the crack of dawn. Another day, another fabricated story. Hiding in the shadows of deceit, the lizard stalks his prey. What truth can he devour and render harmless today? No sane elected official dares go near or challenge the political lizard. With a few well-placed phone calls, he'll have your alleged affair on the front page of the NY Times and your daughter will be posing nude for Rolling Stone. Oh, the tricks the lizard has learned on his way to the top. Let's have a moment of silence for the political lizard. He toils late into the night crafting yet another scheme to discredit his opponents. The disturbed, lonely lizard slithers through the late night alleys, searching the gutters for the only woman that will have him. The Ally Lizard. His ample tax based pay and kickback fund buys him much pleasure in her grip. His energies spent from his day of misdeeds, he crawls back to his rock leaving a trail of slime in his wake. Take the time to thank the lizard for his unfailing dedication to deceit and greed. After all, it's lonely at the top.